Pedestrian Rage

What is it?
This is the rage that pedestrians get when run off the street, cut off at intersections, ignored and nearly trampled or otherwise harassed by drivers.

How Pedestrian rage manifests itself?
Shaking fists, choice words, flying fingers, and the sudden urge to throw objects at cars. Desire to walk in front of moving vehicle and throw one self on top as a form of protest may also occur in rare cases.

Where does Pedestrian rage occur?
Most often at intersections. Correction, at every intersection. On rare occasions at intersections. Has been observed at intersections. Driveways are also prime breading grounds. Please note that pedestrian rage usually occurs at places when car and pedestrian meet.

Pedestrian rage is extremely serious and should not be taken lightly.

Side-effects include: rage, fear, anger, frustration, headaches, increased heart rate and blood pressure, hoarse throat, clenched fist, heart attacks, soiled undergarments, looks of shock and awe, inferiority complexes, mental illness, psychosis, hallucinations, loss of personal belongings, depression, extreme negative emotions towards Canuck fans (in Abbotsford only), stubbed toes, shortness of breath, edginess, jitters and paranoia. In extreme cases, may cause death and/or dismemberment.

Please Note: Rage may be directed at vehicles other than target vehicle.

We sincerely apologize who are included in the above groupings of inconsiderate drivers. Please do not be offended or shocked when you are a victim of pedestrian rage. You earned it!