Virgin Bed

Dan and I have this term that we use for when our bed is freshly made with clean sheets. We call it a "Virgin Bed." The best virgin bed is made with sheets that have been hung outside on the line and have that "fresh air" smell.

We often fight to get into the Virgin bed first. We trick each other, promise to wait and jump in. Then we spend the next few minutes sniffing the fresh air out of the sheets. (okay, lame! But it just smells sooooo good!)

One day, I caught Dan sniffing a line out of the bed. It was like a cocaine high, except with a fresh virgin bed.

He got quite a high out of it and had a slightly crazed look to him. Folks! This is what fresh air does to a man! Inhale at your own risk. You've been warned!