T'was the night (a la McCrimmon)

T'was the night before Christmas Eve,
when all through the house,
Micah was screaming, he startled the house,
When up from the bed arouse such a clatter,
Daniel was puking, what was the matter?
Joel banged on the door, and arose with a fright
the house was alive with no end in sight.
Teeth were abounding and bowels in a muddle
Poor Amanda was stuck in the midst of this puddle.
Come one, and come all and join in the fun
It must be our Christmas, the day has begun!